The Truth About Ants

I can never get this off of my mind.
Ants. Sure everyone knows them.
Little bugs that works hard and when you disturb them
they give a bite that obviously say "fuck off bitch!".

But one thing about them always boggles my mind.
But i have found it. The truth about ants. They are fucking ninjas. Owh yes they may seem harmless enough.
But when you leave your little goodie of sweetness out
on open space, thats when their little dark side kicks in.

For all you know your little happy maker suddenly got
infested by these dark creatures out of nowhere.
If you had super eyes you could see that they'd probably
put a little pick there that says "its outs now bitch!".
You'll then scream inside a little thinking that there
goes your little snack for the movie you saved.

Here comes the worst part, you shake them off and run
to throw it away and look for a bug spray.
When you come back..... Poof! They're gone.
Like. Fucking. Ninjas.
They probably left a note saying "thanks for the meal!"

The worst of worst part is that theyre good at it.
Damn